We are too high to help you.
The Civil War on Drugs
Two young stoners mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on an epic journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederacy, the Pony Express, and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself.
Top Cast
Trevor Moore
Trevor Moore / Various
Zach Cregger
Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various
Sam Brown
Sam Brown / Various
Timmy Williams
Trevor's Dad / Various
Darren Trumeter
Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various
Jermaine McClure
Bob
Bobby Abido
Nicholas Cabello
Chance Ethan Cain
Isobel Rose Costello
Christian deWeever
Union Soldier
Ashley Fung
Kevin Fung
Moronai Kanekoa
Steve Marcarelli
Matthew J. McCarthy
Union Soldier
Alfonso Nanclares
Dave Pearce
Jakub Peply
Celine Petschulat
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